10 Funny Bedtime Stories

Tired of the same old bedtime stories? Yawn no more! If you’re looking for some bedtime giggles, belly laughs, and a few "punny" surprises, you’re in for a treat. Here at Readmio, we’ve curated the funniest bedtime stories that'll have kids and parents alike rolling with laughter. So, grab your pillow, put on your silliest pajamas, and let’s dive into the wackiest bedtime tales that’ll have you snoring with a smile.

1. Mr. Cat from Catville

In the purr-fectly bizarre town of Catville, the local mayor happens to be...you guessed it...a cat! Mr. Cat’s mayoral duties mostly consist of chasing mice, meowing at public speeches, and settling feline disputes with his razor-sharp wit. This story is full of "pawsome" moments that will leave you feline fine.

Fun Fact: Did you know that ancient Egyptians revered cats so much they would honor them by mummifing them? If Mr. Cat lived back then, he would’ve been an absolute purr-otector of the city!

2. Seven Little Goats, Dwarves, and a Wolf

This isn’t your ordinary fairy tale. It’s a wacky mix-up of stories! It tells the tale of goats, dwarves, and a very confused wolf! The plot twists and mistaken identities will keep you laughing as this oddball crew fumbles through their hilarious adventure.

Pro Tip: Want to make this bedtime story even funnier? Try reading each character’s lines in a silly voice. Bonus points for a ridiculous wolf howl! AWOOOOOOO!

3. The Curious Woolly Mammoth

Meet the prehistoric comedian of the animal kingdom: a woolly mammoth who just can’t help getting into trouble. This curious creature is constantly asking questions and trying new (and ridiculous) things, from trying to invent a mammoth-sized airplane to wondering how he can stop his ice cream from melting!

Historical Note: Woolly mammoths lived during the Ice Age which began 2.4 million years ago and lasted until 11,500 years ago, but this one seems to be living in the "LOL" age. These giant creatures may be extinct, but their humor certainly lives on in this story!

4. Vardiello and the Hen

Vardiello, the not-so-bright but incredibly funny protagonist, bumbles his way through life. With the help of a chatty hen, his innocent misunderstandings lead to hysterical situations. Who knew a hen could be a life coach?

Fun Tip: If you're in the mood for a giggle-filled challenge, try acting out Vardiello’s clumsy moves with your little ones. Trust me, it gets very very silly!

5. Puss in Boots

Yes, we all know Puss in Boots is clever, but in this version, he’s also hilariously over-the-top! With his snappy comebacks and sharp claws, Puss doesn’t just fight bad guys—he roasts them with his words. If you love witty humor, this cat’s got it in spades (or boots, as it were).

Historical Origin: This iconic tale originated in Italian and French folklore, but did you know there are very similar stories across many cultures that substitute the cat with a different animal such as a fox, dog, rooster or even an ape? 

6. How the Egg Didn't Go on a Trip

Have you ever heard of an egg who wants to wander the world? Well, this little egg dreams of going on a grand adventure...until it cracks under the pressure. Watch as this egg rolls through a series of near-miss adventures, reminding us that sometimes staying put is safer (and much less messy).

Egg-cellent Fact: The oldest discovered chicken egg dates back over 2,000 years! Unlike our story’s egg, it didn’t make it far...unless you count fossilized eggs as "traveling through time!"

7. Tony the Tractor

Move over, Lightning McQueen, Tony the Tractor is here to steal the show. This fast-talking, mud-slinging tractor loves nothing more than zipping around the farm and causing (hilarious) chaos wherever he goes. Whether he’s accidentally plowing through a fence or challenging a cow to a race, Tony’s antics will have everyone in stitches.

Fun Tip for Parents: Tony’s farmyard shenanigans are a great starting point to talk to kids about how farming machinery works—just don’t mention the cow race part!

8. Wise Matthew and the Fools

Wise Matthew is surrounded by fools, and let’s just say it’s not easy. With a dry sense of humor and a quick mind, Matthew constantly finds himself trying to outwit the silliness that surrounds him. This is a tale of wit versus nonsense, and the nonsense is always winning!

Historical Background: This story draws on the ancient "wise fool" archetype seen in many cultures, where the seemingly simpleminded characters provide comic relief while imparting wisdom through humor.

9. The Brave Tailor

A tailor who can stitch up more than just clothes? Meet the Brave Tailor, a man with a needle-sharp wit and courage as big as his laugh-inducing adventures. From sewing up giants (yes, giants!) to crafting jokes sharper than his scissors, this tailor knows how to keep things humorous and heroic.

Did You Know? This story originated from the Brothers Grimm collection of fairy tales, proving that even centuries-old stories have a place for good old-fashioned humor!

10. Why Ducks Sleep the Way They Do

Why do ducks tuck their heads under their wings to sleep? The truth is more hilarious than you’d think! This story reveals the real reason behind their quirky sleeping habits, complete with ducky daydreams, wacky wisdom, and a few quacks of laughter along the way.

Fun Fact: Ducks sleep with one eye open, so they’re always on alert. Just imagine sleeping like that! Quack-tastic, right?

Tips for Making Bedtime Reading Extra Fun

Sometimes, it’s not just the story itself that gets the giggles going, but how you read it. Here are a few ways to add even more humor and excitement to bedtime reading:

1. Silly Voices: Don’t be afraid to get goofy! Use different voices for each character, exaggerate emotions, or throw in funny sound effects. Kids love it when parents get animated.
2. Interactive Reading: Pause the story to ask funny questions like, “What do you think the egg should do next?” or “How do you think a goat would handle this situation?” It helps your child get involved and boosts creativity.
3. Use the Readmio App For Added Sound Effects: Did you know that all Readmio bedtime stories have sound effects that automatically play when you read the stories from the app? They are triggered by your voice and add a lot of funny sound effects to the stories!

With these 10 funny bedtime stories, bedtime will no longer be a chore but a laugh-filled, cozy end to the day. From cats with jobs to eggs on the verge of a meltdown, each story offers a unique brand of humor that will have the whole family smiling. Remember, laughter before bed ensures sweet dreams and maybe even a chuckle or two while you sleep!

So, grab your favorite stuffed animal, snuggle in tight, and let the laughter begin. Sweet (and silly) dreams!