Lenka Kulichova
The Fleadom
This is a funny story about fleas living in the fur of Buddy the dog. When Buddy discovers them, he heads to the dog salon. So the fleas have to quickly find a new home.
The Spiders lived in a small cosy cottage. Mrs Spider liked to have her house all nice and shiny. Everything had to be sparkling
On Saturday afternoon, just like every other day, Mr Spider was watching a
“Nancy, fetch me the biscuits, will you, dear? I can’t miss the game, they’re just about to score,” said Mr Spider.
“Oh, fetch it yourself, Spencer. You do nothing all day but watch the telly. Would it kill you to lend me a hand from time to time? I’m sick and tired of the constant cooking, washing, ironing, dusting, hoovering, and dishwashing,” snapped Mrs Spider.
“Oh, like I didn’t change the lightbulb that one time,” he retorted.
“That was like half a year ago,” said Mrs Spider, shaking
Mr Spider felt trapped because his wife was right. Still, he wanted to get her off his back and watch the game. “Anyway, I would never do any of it as well as you do. I’d never fold the sheets as nicely as you or cook such delicious meals.”
Nancy Spider was flattered for a moment. However, she knew he had only said it so that she would leave him alone. Tired and sad, she sat down in the kitchen and
Suddenly she heard a soft, squeaky voice: “Don’t worry, Nancy, we’re here to help you. We’ll teach your husband to do the chores.”
“Who said that? Where are you?” asked surprised Mrs Spider.
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